The Point Cruise
excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the
pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the
entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa , Kenya seven
adrenaline-charged days later.
at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900
(veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.
because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If
you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and
marksmanship competitions every night!
the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.
the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are
a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16
per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62
ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper
rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably
priced at only $29.95.
a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for
only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three
fragmentation rounds included!
included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available
on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a
that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience
at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant
$1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa.
can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international waters
where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes
through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility
by Somali "mother ships".
repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire
Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets
are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed
shoreside to attract maximum attention.
from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my
wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the
mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred
D., Cincinnati , OH
0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly
enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry
about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship
with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken
juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!" -- Dan
J. - Denver , CO
on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates! But
cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve
your package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free
tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice. So sign up for the
Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!